What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 02:34
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
How does a person become transgender?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Then let's have some coffee
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Me : Sure.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : I don't drink
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Because it's month of August.
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : I'm 24.
What are some ballbusting stories?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Thank you.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Tea ?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.